roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via the-illustrious-wookie)

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

image

(via the-illustrious-wookie)

zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

(via trust)

likeigiveabother:

has anyone actually seen a kissing booth in real life or did tv lie to me

(via the-illustrious-wookie)

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

(via sniffing)